I think we should have a census about the census.

What's that? A massive thunder-storm in the middle of Stampede week??? Don't be ridiculous! That never happens. And to prove my point I shall stand under this gigantic oak tree. Uh-oh . . .

The automatic window on the driver's side of my car has stopped working. I wouldn't mind so much, except it's stuck in the down position.

I seem to have a bit of free time on my hands at the moment. But there isn't enough free time in the world to make me want to read or see anything involving the "Twilight" series.

Margaritaville

Has anyone gotten more mileage out of one rather mediocre song than Jimmy Buffet?

This is just a thought, but, when your company is trying to deal with the biggest man-made environmental disaster in decades, perhaps heading off on your yacht isn't the best idea, publicity-wise.

The message light on my answering machine keeps blinking. But there's no message on there. This is starting to get annoying.