I know it's wrong to laugh at the fact that the Segway CEO died after driving his Segway off a cliff. Very wrong. Very wrong indeed. But I can't help it.

Yes, I have had random thoughts since July. No, I didn't share them.

I think we should have a census about the census.

What's that? A massive thunder-storm in the middle of Stampede week??? Don't be ridiculous! That never happens. And to prove my point I shall stand under this gigantic oak tree. Uh-oh . . .

The automatic window on the driver's side of my car has stopped working. I wouldn't mind so much, except it's stuck in the down position.

I seem to have a bit of free time on my hands at the moment. But there isn't enough free time in the world to make me want to read or see anything involving the "Twilight" series.

Margaritaville

Has anyone gotten more mileage out of one rather mediocre song than Jimmy Buffet?